And yes, this is a Triple Whopper.



Now listen, I’m not going to sit here and bullshit about how fast food causes obesity and things you already know. Let me get real here though when I tell you that at one point in our unhealthy 22 years of survival, fast food controlled our lives. Had you asked us in high school to choose between a three way with two smokeshows or eat two smokehouse burgers from BK, we wouldn’t even consider option 1. 

Fast food was a way of life back in the day, and the movie “Supersize Me” Just seems to be a story of our typical Saturday afternoons. Now clearly all of us enjoy fast food, but we seemed to turn the word enjoy and evolve it into premature atherosclerosis. We would not take a stroll to Mcdonalds because we were hungry, but rather just bored. Most college seniors wait by their mailbox to find out if they got into a good college, we waited by our mailbox for coupons to Wendys. For fucks sake, Koosh ate a dozen McChickens before a football practice once and probably still ate 2 dinners that night. We would use any and every excuse to get fast food. After school, Koosh and I would go to Mcdonalds and claim that we went because we wanted to play Monopoly. Yeah right, like we gave 2 shits about a childhood board game. Although, had Monopoly money been real, I would make Richie Rich look like an Ethiopian because I would have a Mcdonalds in every square inch of my house.

Had we all saved the money that we ended up spending in our lifetime on fast food, I believe we could purchase a world class yacht. Of course we would just put a Mcdonalds on the yacht and have to sell it within a month.

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