Top 10 Fattest Celebrities

10- Jonah Hill- If you ask him about his weiner, I'm sure he will say he ate three of them. Jonah is absolutely hilarious, therefore I hope he stays fat because I'm afraid if he loses weight, he will lose his humor too.

9- James Gandolfini- If your bad with matching names with faces, James is infamously known as Tony Soprano. Maybe the mafia needs to come after him in real life and force him to get back in shape, otherwise he may be 6 feet under like the many he whacked on his hit HBO show.

8-Queen Latifah- I guess shes like one of those proud to be big women because she flaunts her shit around like she's Kate Upton (See Previous Article). Her boobs were downsized from a size F!? WTF, I thought the only time i saw that letter was when I was looking at my college transcripts.

7-Artie Lange- I guess i'll shy away from the suicide jokes, and this another funny motherfucker. But again WTF, this fat fuck gets to stare at models get naked for no reason on the Howard Stern show all day, every day. In that case, girls should pay us for sex if thats how society works these days.

6-Chris Berman- He!..could!...go!...TO THE FUCKING GYM!!. Ok again, I love listening to Berman screaming "WHOP!!" during every NFL highlight, but of course the only Whop he is doing is the triple whopper from BK.

5-Ruben Studdard- OK close your eyes for a second and picture your ideal version of an American Idol. What comes to mind? Sexy, skinny, hot, cute...etc. Now open them and realize that one of them was a 400 pound monster that broke 4 sweats everytime he hit a C note.

4-Oprah- her production company should change from Harpo to Harpoon, because Oprah has become a whale. I know it sounds wrong to rip on someone like Oprah who is a genuinely good person, but tell me she does not fit (HAHAHAHA) the category of fat celebrities.

3-Rosie O'Donnell- I will simply quote a comedian when describing Rosie by simply saying, " She is one donut away from blocking the view"

2-Snooki- Sorry, but Snooki is fat. This list is not in any order so don't interpret it like that.If you've seen the Jersey Shore star off camera, you will simply see that she is not burning enough calories fist pumping and the Sitch is feeding her too many sausage and peppers.

1-Kevin Smith- He's directed some funny films, including the Clerks, but really the only movie that he should of been both directing and the star of is Supersize Me because he fits that description perfectly



Those Jersey Shore cameras can make anyone look good, I'm sure it even added The Situation's six pack