Welcome!

Since I'll probably burn more calories writing this damn intro than I will in the next week, you better enjoy what we have to say here, because clearly burning calories isn't our thing.  Ironically, the idea for this blog came about while we were engaging in some rare physical activity.  Like usual, we couldn't breathe 5 minutes in and decided to pack it up in favor of discussing this bound to be popular blog.

And so here we are!  Too BIG 4 Society is a site dedicated to sharing the ridiculous and hilarious things that have happened to us because of our size.  For years we've been told to put these stories in writing and share them with the world.  We hope you'll laugh as hard as people have at us.  Get ready for some funny ass shit about 4 guys who've gotten stuck in desks, been mooed at, called fat by cops, and to our own disbelief, even shit our pants.