This is why you don't mess with fat kids

This kid gives fat kids everywhere hope.  Hope when you're being made fun of because your cereal bowl has a lifeguard, or because you're so fat you broke a branch off your family tree.  We here at Too BIG 4 Society would like to award this slopper with the most ruthless fat kid on earth award right now, as what he did is what fat kids dream of since the first day of middle school.  Enjoy.