Speedoman: Part I

About a year ago I lost a bet.  A bet that changed the lives of hundreds.  A bet that turned on much of the facebook and youtube community.  A bet SO big that I could barely fit in it.  A Speedo bet.

Last summer I lost this epic bet that involved me having to order the most ridiculous, the most hilarious, and the most unproperly fitting speedo I could get my hands on.  By god I found that precious item and graced the world with its presence.  Barely covering my coconuts, inching over my ass cheeks, and giving the term banana hammock a whole new meaning, this legendary speedo caused quite a scene in South Carolina as I brought it out that fateful day.

Of course I had to make it into a movie, as it was the first movie I ever edited together actually.  It was an immediate hit on facebook and youtube grabbing over 200 views in the first day (almost, but not as monstrous as Fat Guy, Little Tube).  Why so many people wanted to see me in a speedo is beyond me, but it was quite flattering.  Now, with over 400 views, my horrible tan lines, a cowboy hat, a pedophile mustache and the ultimate speedo is all I need to make this video a hit once again.

Now comes the time to RE RELEASE the most legendary movie ever made about a speedo in hopes to get everyone excited for part 2...

Yup.  You read that right.  Our fans have been asking me for months to make a part 2 and they got it!  Speedoman: Part II is being made next week and will be 100x more ridiculous, more sexy, more funny, more hairy, more tan, more sensual, and more Too BIG 4 Society than ever!

Here's where you guys (the fans) come in.  A poll of epic proportions will be put up that we ask of you to vote on!  Where will Speedoman go?  What will Speedoman do?  Who will Speedoman turn on next?  You decide as we raise the stakes!...and no Koosh not those kind of steaks.