Beer and Fast Food: A Combo Make in Heaven

So I wake up this morning and this morning is unlike any other before. The only time I was ever this pumped when we put up the Fat Guy, Little Tube (Koosh) video. I was browsing through different news articles on USA Today and found this link talking about how Burger King would have this "Whopper Bar" where you can basically your own Whopper. I already knew about this shit for like the last 2 years and continued to follow that rumor like the FBI does on their most wanted criminals. But no. Burger King along with Sonic and Starbucks are now serving beer and wine at their respective locations.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!!!!! I literally almost had a heart attack reading that article. I'm sold. This has been one of my ultimate dreams growing up. If I found a genie and she could grant me one wish, this would be it.

There have been ruthless inventions throughout my time here on Earth (XBox, porn, this site, Triple Whopper) and not so good ones (treadmills, gyms). But this one folks has to be the greatest one of all time. Do you know how many times I have been absolutely trashed and ran train on BK, McDonalds, Wendy's and Taco Bell. Now, I can get a Whopper Value Meal for 8 bucks which comes with a 16oz aluminum bottle brewski. DO YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT YET? Recent studies have shown that being overweight may lead to male erectile dysfunction. After reading this article, I may have to go to the emergency room because I will have a hard-on for atleast 10 more hours.

It is like the fast-food gods sculpted this with their very own hands. Beer and fast-food is almost equivalent to Ben and Jerry, and Kit and Kat. As I am writing this article I can literally hear my heart crying and my stomach hysterically laughing. I have successfully found another way to shave almost a decade off of my life. But hey, in the words of my friend Jordan its the "quality of life." I cannot wait til one of these burger/beer joints starts around here. Its a win-win situation for all of us here. Now, when I look down at my receipt and realize I have spent $13.56 on the dollar menu, I can simply drink away my pain and have no regrets. The FDA and Surgeon General hate it, and I absolutely love it.

Heres the link to the article: http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2011-06-30-fast-food-restaurants-offering-alcohol_n.htm?csp=obinsite